Not gone abroad.
Like at all.
Not stamped my passport.
Not even to the Mainland this year.
VI and Ikoyi strictly.
When folks stay envying me with a few shots on Instagram of my evening out.
They don't realise
I've been cocooned.
Remember this as y'all travel that
I have not been past Lagos Island this year.
Get it together.
Envy someone that's been to Bali or whatever, if need be.
I am not your target market.
These pics (and sporadic outings) are all local to distract me from the fact that
I have not been past Lagos Island this year.
