Monday, February 13, 2006

Horoscope ties it all in

Gemini (May 21-June 21)You are very optimistic, inquisitive, intelligent and full of energy. You need a vocation that keeps your interest piqued and keeps you going, such as a travel guide, nature explorer or a sales position where travel is required.

Week of February 13, 2006: You may find Valentine's Day to be more interesting than you expected. *snickers, I can bet my unborn children this is an utter fabrication* Venus sextiles Jupiter on the day, which will bring you plenty of opportunities to share your love with your dearest sweetheart.*who is currently AWOL in some time continuum, but thanks for keeping him in mind* Vacations and short breaks look like the ideal way to spend a relaxing time together if you can do so. If you happen to be online, an unexpected stroke of luck could bring you a new online affair. Midweek is another time for passion, so if you are too busy on Valentine's Day to enjoy some fun, Wednesday would also go down a treat. One conversation of extraordinary depth could lead to many new adventures. *gasps, my two favorite words extraordinary and adventure* Mars moves into your sign on Friday, which is going to reenergize you and help you to get some of those exciting new projects off the ground.

You will feel on top of the world and ready for anything. The Sun moves into Pisces on Saturday which further emphasizes your career zone and gives you a deeper sense of purpose. Things may move quite quickly and some unexpected offers may yet come your way. Exciting news arrives out of the blue. * yet another one of my favorite words: exciting.* If you are open to conversation then you can make some excellent progress on Sunday.

Most of the time, when this horoscope waxes lyrical, and spreads good news just like so, I often think, this is not referring to me. It is describing some other Gemini. whom apparently has a significant other, or has some kind of life that resembles something out of a story book, and all these exciting things are going to happen to him/her. For eg, last week, it told me I would be at the right place at the right time (which sadly is what I have been praying for). Not so much. On Friday I left for lunch early and missed an invite to lunch with a close friend of mine. All my leads turned out to be blah! embarassing not only because none of them worked out, they didn't work out in the "I made a little boo boo" type way, it was more like, they ignored me, indicative of "we are just not interested in what you are peddling, so take your meangie 3 for 3 ass outta here. Golly."

Why else would my horoscope put Gemini and stroke of luck and, unexpected offers in the same paragraph, and I think, Gee whiz, guess who's going to come up with something..goood. Good ole' me. Watch this space next week Monday, and I am still the same, still single, still day dreaming, even while I drive, and a little less hopeful, as each day goes by, my hope wanes.

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