Love Rules

L O V E

You follow all the rules of love hoping they work. Hoping at least one of them will stick, even the ones you don't truly believe in but somehow they've worked for others so, why not, if not.  

1. Love him 

2. Love him unconditionally 

3. Show him you love him 

4. Make him your King 

5. Be submissive to him

6. Let him tame the "shrew" in you

7. Say Yes even if you mean to say No 

8. Give him everything he wants 

9. Give him everything he wants AT ALL TIMES

10. Tell him everything he wants to know, BARE YOUR SOUL

11. Make him the King to your queen 

12. Support him 

13. Support him always (good or bad)

14. Make him feel like he is the King of your life...(still working on that King theme)

15. Don't get angry when he offends you, as a matter of fact, pretend as if he didn't 

16. Even if he does...still profess that he is the (what?) King 

You follow all these rules...you follow all these rules...some more ridiculous than others...you follow the rules regardless...blindly...hopelessly...but still...STILL...love...so evasive.

..And just when you decide this one time to follow the rules, you look over your shoulder, and there  it is, Love visiting an unwilling participant.