I watched Austin Powers Goldmember the other night. IN the scene where Dr. Evil is judged by the World Court I was impressed that the judge in that scene is from Nigeria. Yes, the country where I am from. An attorney just like I am. I felt so proud and impressed with Michael Myers in recognizing the true intelligence of Lawyers from that country.

Unbeknownst to the American folk and their stupid myopic selves, it is the lawyers from that country like myself that become International judges in forums like the UN courts. But you see Mike is Canadian so he knows how to appreciate intelligence and superiority when he sees, the people here, stupider than possible. They actually ask if Nigerians speak English. No, we don't. If we didn't, how come we have some of our judges working in the UN? Things that make you go hmmm....

This is for Mike for recognizing the intelligence in my country. Hopefully, some day one of these people will recognize it and offer me a job as an attorney (legal assistant) instead of the dumb, uninspiring jobs they have besieged me with. Here's to MIKE MYERS!!!