So far..May is ho-hum

So far this month, seems like it's going to be a "me" month. But what else is new?

I said goodbye to the guy from last week. That was quick...by this time last week, I couldn't wait to jump his bones and then today it's all over. I said goodbye to him yesterday. He was cheap ...made me pay to take him to the movies and to breakfast yesterday morning, without any scruples, what self-respecting man would let a woman do that. I just loose my attraction for you if I have to pay for anything. That's just me.

Then, the sex. He has this fascination with smaller women, so his sex is a bit shortcoming. Nothing like the man who loves big women or at least knows how to make love to them. He was just taken aback, by my thighs, my body, and me. There are certain things that make up sex that we all need, the kissing and sucking of essential body parts, he was a little short on those. Like he didn't want to be bothered with anything except the essentials. But nevertheless it was good to end the drought. I am sure my nether region is happy the drought is over. It's like yay!!!

Today was a good day. A good "me" day. Woke up, went to Spin class, rode my bicycle to Starbucks, took a walk to Juniper, enjoyed one session of a high school orchestra in front of the Arts Center, had way too much to drink at the bar on Junipers, rode the bus back, bumped into one of my neighbors, had a five minute conversation, came home, fell asleep and missed church. Everything else was great, right up to the missed church part. But it was a good day, hopefully the rest of the week is just as blissful, peaceful and filled with nice neighbors. But one can only hope.

So here's saying goodbye to cheap bad lovers. Yes...I'll drink to that any day.