Throughout this year, I've been besieged with assholes. Men acting like men but disguised as assholes. You always have to purposefully stop them from being assholes and ask them to be gentlemen. If I have to ask you to be a gentleman then you do not deserve the title at all. No one asks me to be a lady, I just am and I strive to be. You should strive to be the James Bond-esque perfect gentleman to women. It's a simple task.
I don't know how I attract these asshole type. Maybe they were normal before they met me, or maybe they were the assholes that they were before me but nobody ever called them out on it. But here I come and they all decide to assholes, like asshole is the new black. And me, not one to condone that rubbish, I just have to call them out on it.
Needless to say, I had to caution another colossal asshole disguised as a gentleman type today. Someone should have warned me that I would deal with a whole new species of men in America, the beyond male, behold "the asshole male."
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