Put a Spell on You

Sometimes, I look at some men and i think loudly: why can't God grant me the wish to bang this man?

A list ensues:

1) Anthony Kiedis; yes, I would like to get down with him, don't look so surprised.

2) Keanu...of course.

3) Vin Diesel...who wouldn't?

4) Russell Crowe..yes, he may be an Aussie brute but a fine one I'd say

5) My crush

You see in my entire life, I have this to say about men. I am not the prettiest woman in the bunch, I may not have the body of a super model, and I may not walk, or act like one (thank goodness) but I tell you this for sure, there is no man I have set my sights on that hasn't fallen prey to sleeping with me. No one. It is just one of those things. I don't know if it's my generous bosoms, my infectious laughter, of just my charming personlaity, but yes, if I wanted that booty I always got that booty. No matter if the guy was married, with someone, or just plain pompous and waiting for some gorgeous girl (Insert Sola in here)

This guy I cannot crack. WTF?!!

Today, someone asked me to please get a man. Just anybody. Somebody so my body can stop feeling cold all the damn time. I wish. What am I doing wrong? Don't people want ass, free ass that bdaly around here? Or are they wiating for the super models bullshit? Please tell me? Something about his just doesn't fit together with all the configurations I have of men everywhere. And it's not like I am a stranger to men and their wants.

So that being said, if I can't score a sinple gentleman I work with, how more these other men I've listed????