Yes, it is me. And NO, my whole life isn't out of focus. Not yet anyway.

I am such a disgruntled young lady. Indeed, I am. I work a shitty job. A shitty job no less but I can't afford to loose it. Among other things, instead of getting a getter job I happen to always score for myself, some more shitty jobs, adding them onto the list of shitty jobs I have in my accolade. You would think by now, I could get a job that is good enough for my college repertoire. Nope. I get insulted everyday. Yes, I do. You went to college so what high wind brings you to join us in this shitty job? A High and Dusty Wind Tormentous and Horrid by every standard. But a Shitty job I can say is far, far more rewarding than No Job.

For the past 4 weeks I have spent all my money scraping and saving for a course. Then, I by God's Infinite mercy I make up the tuition money and pay online waiting for some sort of confirmation to the enormous amount of money I've paid them and I can't even get that. I am beginning to think it is some elaborate scheme to sap poor people like me of their money. But I shall hope and pray for the best. Good comes to those that have their eye on the prize.

However, more people have noticed my state of distress and have so far suggested and loaned me 2 self-help books of their own. One is for hoping in love and searching for life's partner, and the other is for those in distress of finding the perfect job and trying to get by on a minimal wage income in America. All good thoughtful books I might add. The last in the series I suspect would be a holy book, like a Christian book, or the all-inclusive bible to help me assimilate all that's been torn apart in my life. For the 2 books so cleverly suggested, I am still on the introduction pages and proud that people see in me someone in need of help waay before therapy will be suggested.

The lying cheating horoscope:

GEMINI
You can make some real progress if you're just prepared to take advantage of circumstances, so be ready to rush in and grab the opportunity if someone else falters. If you're asked for your advice or opinion, don't hesitate to give it. People are likely to respect you and listen to you. It could also be an excellent time to try to increase your income.

Your luck this week:
Love-B Money-A Work-A*
Signs to seek-Aries, Libra
Signs to avoid-Virgo, Taurus