If I should

If I should die now, I have no complaints at all.

No, I haven't banged or at least met Keanu Reeves.

I haven't been to Europe and seen the Sisten Chapel, backpacked over hills, slept in tiny inns and just drank full bodied lagers till I can no more.

I haven't augmented my boobs, sucked out my fat ass and posed in a wonderful barely there bikini.

I haven't seen my name in lights, as in written and produced by Anita ....

I haven't given a thank you speech to God, my family, etc at any awards show whatsoever.

I haven't had someone fall in love with me.

I haven't done any of these lifelong dreams, but I just know with a faint hint of despair inside me that neither of them will ever happen, so I should throw in the hat now and have no complaints about living an unfulfilled life.